The Official Cornono Military Information Site
The Island of Cornono
The Founding
The Founding Father
Marriage
Succession
Ding eventually died of overeating (though probably poisoned by his 23rd wife before he had a chance to get her) at age 54. This brought his 23 year reign to an abrupt halt. After much infighting and bloodshed, his son, Wing, from his 8th wife took over as heir to the throne. Wing was equally as ruthless and killed many of his fathers previous advisers, just to show them he was in control.
Wing enjoyed a surprisingly lengthy rule, 40 years, without being killed even once. Quite rare for a dictator.
In a surprising turn of events, Wing gave up life as a dictator and fled the country to live out the rest of his years in New Zealand, where he has reportedly taken up ballet and fishing. [4]
Current
Language
Our founding Father may his name be blessed, only spoke English. However it was decided that the country must have its own language for official documentation and Government.
To make things easier, a simple 1 for 1 cypher language was created and called Cornones to be used for all official purposes. A reference guide is provided here:
References
- ^ These are the facts as recorded in our earliest history books, they are undisputed and penned by the great founder himself, so beyond repudiation.
- ^ The dictator was known for his highly attuned and sensitive sense of smell.
- ^ Other aspects of the celebration include the dancing fish of the great river and the suckling cow of kingship being led down the official hill of wonderment. They are meant to represent the great abundance of food provided by the island for our nation. (but no one is quite clear how?).
- ^ No one checked with New Zealand if this was ok… but remember he is a dictator after all.
External Links
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